A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.

For you liked the Smurfs or ones that get the damn theme(LA LAA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LAAAA) stuck in your head...here is something to tease you!


We won our first game of the Tournament last night, best(at least most exciting) game of the season for Blaise's team. of twelve teams there is only four left. Tonight we will be hard pressed to win, though, or will we.....as long as they try and have fun!

Missing Golden Circle Games tonight due to Blaises baseball game......

Austin actually had an exciting game to finish up the season last night for those guys. Now after basketball camp this weekend we have to work on his football skills.

So can we switch names with the Big Ten ...it would only make sense.



5 Basic Manners That Time Forgot No kidding, I try my best. My boys hate it as very few kids around them have any.

I can totally see the games canceled again tonight. Not going to be good if me and the boys can't be at any of the games due to Basketball camp....



Biking and the IA Cubs game during the day on Monday, should be a great time May have to wear my helmet though

What the heck is the problem with these people and money...why are we changing NCAA conferences??? Money???? Pathetic!!! Academics first right?

BP has just stopped the oil leak in the gulf. They placed a giant wedding ring around it and all of sudden it just stopped putting out.

Naked Saturdays!

I got over 5 inches of rain on Saturday morning...damn...That is too much water!

Because of this rain, it's moving baseball tournaments this week...can't we just get this season over.

The boys and I have ISU basketball camp Friday and Saturday...Hopefully I don't have a heart attack running with these guys.

Killers was a pretty decent flick......

RAGBRAI ...6 weeks...I will be getting on my bike soon!