HEAVEN AND HELL

While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the Senator..

"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."

"Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator.

"I'm sorry, but we have our rules."

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it
are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes.

They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes
it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises...

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him, "Now it's time to visit heaven.."

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren
land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed
in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

"I don't understand," stammers the Senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.

What happened?"

The devil smiles at him and says,

"Yesterday we were campaigning ... Today, you voted.."

Vote wisely on
November 2, 2010

397 JQW has some serious issuses.....

Austin at Waukee against Dowling tonight....hopefully they can give a good game.......

Feds oppose California Prop 19 to legalize marijuana
I thought America was Supposed to be run by WE THE PEOPLE!!
The federal government chooses not to enforce the Federal law in AZ even though a majority of its citizens demand it. In CA the federal government chooses to enforce the federal law even though a majority in the state may disapprove it. Sad how the Federal government can pick and choose which laws they will or will not enforce. This is why Australia is looking better everyday.

Life As We Know It Good chic flic.

Kailey and Brad get married or marred tomorrow.....

Have a great weekend!!!!!

Top Gun 2...seriously?

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Blaise thought it was faster then they play at school.

Blaise is done with football, can't play tonight with his hand bandaged up.

Bike riding today?

Deep Thought of the Day: A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

Tournament starts tonight. Apparently without me we won last week. So we are the second team from the bottom.

Someone had to go to the hospital last night for his thumb, Car door? Blaise

Aaron still won't leave me alone about his bike. Like I need a chopper.

KU is almost done....it's on it's way...one error holding up one piece....

Thank goodness there are things to make the pain go away....

Thanks to whoever told me to checkout Burn Notice

The new Wall Street movie...I might have been expecting too much. It was nice to see Eli Wallach still alive and kicking init.

Austin's football game was not good on Thursday. With S.E. Polk walking all over them. Dowling this week...ouch!

We got another building painted over the weekend. A small one.....

Nov 21 Tour De Lights
Dec 11 SPC

Got the Mercedes listed on Craig's List

The New Karate Kid.....aw

....and no this is not cute....