The sensitive man 
Friday, November 12, 2010, 12:05 PM - Stories
The room was full of pregnant women with their partners. The class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial.

It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path."

She looked at the men in the room, "And gentlemen, remember, you're in this together;

it wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her."

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes, answered the Instructor."

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk??"

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught..


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Vet 
Thursday, November 11, 2010, 05:05 PM
Happy Veterans Day!!!

At the Royal Flush(good sausage sandwiches) we lost league last night by one point...of course if I wouldn't have dinked around we easily should have won......I was phenomenal at Big Dogs on a 9 footer later.....

Sullys and Dirty don't mix....

Baskeball tonight.....

Dane Cook is here next week......

Wine tour on Saturday

KickAss

Plane Restoration in NY
Austin goes under the knife tomorrow....


I was in Beverly Hills 2 years ago and stayed at The Standard...(sheik place)...I noticed it's featured in the opening of the Green Hornet trailer. At the time it had also been used in two other movies(they are currently slipping my mind)
This looks way cool..... The Green Hornet

<a href="http://video.msn.com/?mkt=en-us&from=cp_en-us_autos_videos&fg=MSNautos_perry%20test%202&vid=4b6537c0-5bd7-47ad-a674-1d8c27ff4e71" target="_new" title="The Green Hornet Trailer">Video: The Green Hornet Trailer</a>



Settling in 
Wednesday, November 10, 2010, 01:49 PM
The AKO with the SUC, learning JNEM and ISU in the ERF. All because the GAC with the CAC is AFT and using JCATS along with the YNEM. ACTN

Working with alot of pretty cool guys, intelligence level higher than of late.

Wow talk about white trash or people not having any pride in ones self.....probably always been that way, but last night I really noticed it. Checking out at Fareway all these people coming in and shopping, scary.....Felt like I'm in the wrong world almost.....

Pool tonight.....Time to recoup after the last couple failures.....

NY and PA in 2 weeks

Deep Thought of the Day: For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.

Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders 
Tuesday, November 9, 2010, 10:40 AM
I didn't think this was funny......

The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into
Dallas. For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork.......security, I feel safe?

Hoiberg era is here! 
Monday, November 8, 2010, 05:04 PM
Wow we played better than I thought we would...I mean we looked very good, everyone on the team including all the coaches were pumped!!! Downtown Jimmy was in total shock, but came out of it when we gave them the game.
I'm sorry but there were two things ISU did that I totally disagreed with.....
1. We had 40 secs, three timeouts left, with the ball on the 20 at the end of regulation....and we took a knee!!! Had aat least 3 decent plays left...Keeping Arnaud out of harms way(no ints) and smart calls we could have gotten in to FG range!
2. We had the momentum are defense and offense was doing great. Calling the trick play at that point was not needed, we could have won it out-right! The only time to pull that stunt at the end is if we didn't have confidence in our team or the momentum was going the other direction!!!

I have never felt soooo sick at an ISU game ever!!!!!

Hoiberg era is here!!!!! 105 points...when was the last time we had such an explosive team??? Been a few years!!!! Finally!!!!
We celebrated Blaises B'day yesterday....the cousins were bouncing off the walls......we spent the whole day cleaning and working on the yard......and still didn't get done.....

Is the 2011 NFL season here yet?


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