Superman Gay? 
Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 01:46 PM - Dictionary
'Kryptonite' Discovered in Serbian Mine

"A mineralogist at London's Natural History Museum was contracted to help identify an unknown mineral found in a Serbian mine. While he initially thought the miners had discovered a unique compound, after its crystal structure was analyzed and identified the researcher was shocked to find the material already referenced in literature. Fictional literature. Dr. Chris Stanley, from the BBC article: 'Towards the end of my research I searched the web using the mineral's chemical formula — sodium lithium boron silicate hydroxide — and was amazed to discover that same scientific name, written on a case of rock containing kryptonite stolen by Lex Luthor from a museum in the film Superman Returns ... I'm afraid it's not green and it doesn't glow either — although it will react to ultraviolet light by fluorescing a pinkish-orange.'"

Tuesday...it's raining 
Tuesday, April 24, 2007, 09:32 AM
NOTE: 3 martinis and a glass of wine after 8pm on school night not necessary good idea.

I finally flipped over the barricade at Centro.....between the patrons and the sidewalk on the patio. I have wanted to do that for years. Got the opportunity last night, second time with a pizza in hand.

Austin had his first so-called track meet at Simpson last night. He raced a shuttle relay between three other teams. His team placed 2nd, it was a fun experience. Good practice before the Drake Relays this Friday.

Deep Thought for today: Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

I will finish updating this entry later today.

Dorkier combo than Star Wars and hot air balloon hobbyist? 
Monday, April 23, 2007, 05:24 PM - Dictionary

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If there's a dorkier combo out there than Star Wars obsession and being a hot air balloon hobbyist, I'm not aware of it. But hey, don't be ashamed of your passions. No, blow them up to gigantic size so the whole world can see! That's what Benoit Lambert did, creating this absolutely incredible Darth Vader head hot air balloon.

This seriously accurate recreation of Darth Vader's helmet is also a fully-functioning hot-air balloon, allowing the passenger to soar in the clouds while really confusing people on the ground. Can you imagine a giant Darth Vader head floating by over your house? I'm not really sure what the appropriate reaction would be to seeing such a thing. Confusion? Awe? Fear?

Darth Vader Balloon web site



It's a Beautiful Monday! 
Monday, April 23, 2007, 01:42 PM
Suns out, not to hot...It's great out!
Lets start with Friday..............
Friday night did quite work out the way it was suppose to, it ended up being one of the best ones I’ve had for a long time. As Sedi had to work late and A. wanted to hang on the west side, the Cubs weren’t happening tonight. InPlay was still there and several people I knew. Michelle and Alice from Thursday night had told me they were going to Mi Mexico for margaritas after work and invited me, I politely said I couldn’t. Anyway leaving work later then normal and most people were still at Winston’s. What’s wrong with popping in for one drink to say hi? Well….ended up hanging with then through Down Under, Miss Kitty’s, then met up with Michelle at Tonic. Bottom line: Michelle is a great girl!

2 funny things happened at Miss Kitty’s….can only talk about one on here. I was talking to M & A and they said this girl over there is burning her eyes into me, I look over and don’t recognize her….and since this happens alllllll the time, I just blew it off. ;)
About 15 minutes later M & A walk off and my shoulder is tapped, it’s this girl looking at me as if I know her. She just looks at me then finally says “Don’t you know me?” I did one of those…..”Awwww…yea….awww no” She goes on to tell me she works with me at TMG, the girl downstairs that you said something to about her boyfriends’ picture switching sides on the desk daily(LS) until it finally clicks….She was a lot prettier Friday night then she is at work, and it wasn’t the alcohol judging either. As for the other story it also involved burning eyes from some woman. Laura showed up for a while too...these girls love to dance....

Kelly showed up at Miss Kitty's as we were leaving she was a ring girl for the Ultimate fighting Friday night...that was on my list too...oh well...I did notice she wasn't wearing much..if you're into that

Saturday the Fun haters? All I can say there were a lot of people at the Waveland about 11:30am.

Sunday...It rained...thats good because I didn't feel so bad for shooting pool. The kids and I then proceded to work on the house...I don't think we got that much done. I also had to get the Wild West 3 on 3 site done. Of course some scheduling for the little league also.

BTW: I forgot to mention nice fake digits Jesse from Thursday night.....

Conclusion:Seems like I have better luck when things are spur a moment.

Austin has track meet tonight at Simpson….then Centro for dinner………then maybe a full night of sleep.

Deep Thought For The Day: If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and your friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
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