Psychatric Answering Machine Typography Animation

Someone added animation, nice!

Another beautiful day to be working!

That iPad thing could be nice, but it's overpriced. Makes for a good frisbee.

Work half the weekend, BB the other half......

Austin's team could care less about playing and they still have over half a season left. Rain holds off, Blaise will have a game tonight.


Yeah...a small problem.....

Did well last night for not playing softball since last summer. Tori was freakin awesome, wish she had played with us in the past. She was hitting the ball in all the holes and could field! Hit my first one out on the first swing, even a ball.

Had no less then twenty ask me about riding yesterday.....damn kids and baseball.

Flight 666 is a cool inside look at Iron Maiden (even if you don't like there music)

Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology.

Baseball is currently a full-time gig until the 3rd week of June...Blaise's team took their first upset last night.....now maybe they can give it a rest. All they talk about how they are ranked first, it's taking away from them trying to get better....etc...

No sleep last night, surprise visit and 4 hours later they finally went home. Guess I should have taken a few days off too....AKOSM

About 3 weeks till the republican primary, I've actually sent in a absentee ballet for this. Since I really don't like our political system and I don't really think Bradstad has Iowa in the best interest, I voted for Roberts. I also don't want Culver back in there. I've talked to Branstad and he also doesn't seem like he's all there.

Bike to work week........

Lost Ronnie James Dio over the weekend. I still think he was awesome in The Pick of Destiny!

Laserfest sold out!

...and I maxed my text messaging for the month, people just don't call anymore...oh wait that would be me sending them out.

If anyone has an extra $5.4 million laying around the land for The Field of Dreams is up for sale in Dyersville, IA.

Ok so the bus was out on Saturday night, driving home the next morning, broke a belt. Got the belts replaced, in the mean time it rained and rained hard. Somehow because how the bus was setting, water ran into the engine compartment through the lid of the air filter and filed the engine with water! After 2 days of trying to figure out why it wouldn't turn over. Cylinder was locked. Pulled the spark plugs, water just ran out. Turned the motor over so it could spray the water out, changed the oil and finally got it home. Of yeah also bought another battery for it. Damn vehicles!

Talked yesterday for over 30 minutes with who I would say is the foremost expert on the original Batmobiles for the TV show. Actually anything pertaining to that batman TV series. This guy knew everything....Anyway I had been looking at a kit to build one, not that I have anytime. Just interesting at this time, like I need another vehicle. First I have to find more land!


Block party at Jen's tonight.
Games tomorrow for both boys, at different times. Thanks God.
Lazerfest Sunday!!

Bike riding?? Someday maybe?

Deep Thought of the Day: Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.

Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,

And every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.'

Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars'

One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,

'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'

To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'

The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride.. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'

Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.

He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, but still not a word.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!'

Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, but you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'